Dietary Diatribe

True or False
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll ask for a glass of milk.
(False. If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll take it and run before his tail is suddenly detached from his body by your human hands and/or the trap you have rigged in a deep, dark corner.)
True or False
If you give a girl a bag of homemade chocolate chip cookies, she’ll eat all of them in one sitting while catching up on the days blog posts.
(Excellently, deliciously, painfully true.)
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