LA = Tattoos

Guys. Listen. The thing is, I’m not in LA yet. Which means my life is crammed with monumental tasks like working a lot and packing boxes and separating the various colors of my index card collection. But, I do want to share with you this little gem: a conversation I had with my brother. It pretty much sums up my current state of mind in regards to LA.

ME:
I’m slightly nervous about making friends.
BRO:
Who wouldn’t want to be friends with you??
ME:
Well the thing is, I’m kind of awkward around new people. Which isn’t the best first impression. I also quit my pot habit so there goes that circle of peeps.
BRO:
Well at least pot circles make good back up plans if the awkward thing gets out of control.
ME:
Oh that’s true. But I was thinking: new town, new me, new crowd, yes?
THEREFORE I SHOULD GET TATTOOS.
BRO:
Logically.
ME:
Like, a heart/cupid/Mom situation? Or is that only for Navy dudes?
BRO:
No I like it. Navy is relative.
ME:
Yeah, but so is, like, a ying yang symbol.
BRO:
Dragons.
ME:
A dragon that’s breathing fire and is positioned at the base of my back, so it looks like it’s guarding my ass. GOOD IDEA, BRO.

(You know you’re jealous your brother isn’t as cool as mine.)

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2 thoughts on “LA = Tattoos

  1. you should go with a interesting unusual tattoo. look online in google images for unusual tattoo pictures. there you should get an idea. i mean you dont have to go for the exact one those people have but something a little more unique. you shouldnt go for those tattoos everyone has be creative

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