Me: I finished a draft of my book yesterday!
Mom: What’s the title?
Me: It doesn’t have one yet.
Mom: …Oh. Well, I’m reading Persuasion, and I’ve been thinking about how that theme is used throughout the book.
Me: Funny how that works.
Mom: You need a one-word title like that.
Mom: Except you can’t use Persuasion; Jane Austen already claimed that.